February 2012
someone: quit apologizing
me: sorry
parents: you are on the computer too much, do something else
me: can i go to a friends house
parents: no
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
How I became a Directioner
me: wow these guys are cute
me: oh, they're a band...and british
me: i'll listen to a couple of their songs i guess
me: wow they're good
me: ...really good
me: oh hey, video diaries, let's watch those
me: oh my god they're hilarious
me: what time is it? doesn't matter next video
me: oh god oh god
me: isn't it illegal to be so attractive?
me: oh god i'm just going to follow all of the fan blogs
me: sweet jesus i need them in my life always
me: no my bbs why are you so far away
atlantic ocean: lol
me: why must you be so good-looking, and talented, and have great personalities that's not fair
me: fuck you, fuck you and your amazing fucking voices.
me: no i'm sorry come back
me: oh god my whole life has become centered around them
me: i regret nothing
life: you're welcome.
